Everyone saw Titanic? I didn’t see it until it came on cable. I was an adult at the time, so probably not going to the movies as frequently as teenagers.

If Harrison returns, I’d love to see him have another go around on the treadmill!

Yeah the South Park guys may be libertarians but they are intelligent ones for the most part.  They know being told to wear a mask to help contain a deadly pandemics being a civil rights violation is not a hill any sane person would want to die on. 

He works because Dee Bradley Baker just goes all the way in with the character.

Peacock is the worst kind of free-mium horseshit. Their free content isn’t nearly compelling enough to spend any time there, and the “teases” for what’s behind the paywall are just lame. Pick one lane or the other.

Can’t be. They’re all about the calamari, apparently.

“C’s get degrees” is my family motto  

The Autobot?

You’re telling me the song from Ratatouille is garbage????

All music has been trash since “Row Row Row Your Boat.”

Music is like Saturday Night Live, in that it’s all terrible except for the era between the first album you bought and just after college.

I saw her at the bank last week — she looked like shit!

I might be misremembering the year, but I seem to recall that we got Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire that year--or at least 99. Boy, that was a harbinger of tragedy for all of us, right?

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE

Or try to cut in line when there’s free food to be had.

No, but apparently my wife does.

Thank you for saving me 42 minutes.

I fucking hate podcasts for this reason.