Christopher Reeves would like to have a word with you.

Mtv classic doesn't ask if you're still watching or cut off in the middle of a goddamn song to show an ad.

Damn, your ChatGPT columnists need a tune up.

I really hope they do so the idiots can stop saying “DERRR NUMBER ONE RATED NEWS CHANNEL”. Because everyone knows ratings=truth.

HA!

What disgusts me is even after all this coming to light, there will still be proudly claiming that they “love Tucker Carlson”.

I’m partial to “Definitely Makes you Sad”.

I love Cheryl Crows big hit “No Day is a Straight Path”.

It would be an amazing twist to find out they are the same entity.

No judgement here, just making an observation Linda Cardellini is both the voice of the otter and Hawkeyes wife. 

Wait, so Hawkeyes wife is actually an otter?

Damnnnn, good call!

So what old codger of an actor are they going to get to replace Rip Torn’s Patches O’Houlihan? I nominate Harrison Ford as Patch’s  brother, Snatches

I think you mean inner MacGruber

but but but wait...I was only PRETENDING to be a Nazi! It’s all good, right guys?

how dare you! I’ve devoted my life to being a ]]]]]\’man!

“Andersen’s tale about a mermaid who falls in love with a

Yeah, I have definitely gotten “out” fill of Tim Allen. 

Well who cares, who cares? YOU DO!

This is a standard for when I go out for drinks.