How about Bruce Willis fucking dies! That never happened before, and he did it so his daughter would be happy with the guy he didn't like up until that point!

*Face/Off

What about Buffet the Vampire Layer from Friends?

The Chase, Higher Learning, and The Program are the only things I can think of before she popped up again as Adam Sandlers girlfriend he adopts the kid for to try and impress.

How fuckin dare you say SBTB wasn't good! When Becky the duck died because of Big Oil, I cried. When Jessie was on downward spiral from her addiction to caffeine pills, I cried (how does her refrain of 'I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so……scared!" not tug at your feelings!). I never smoked pot in high school…

Dude, there is nothing more exciting or edge of your seat anticipation that seeing people yell "No whammies no whammies no whammies STOP!" on Press Your Luck.

Hey man, I'm just the messenger..

The guy who did the reviews announced on his twitter that the Baskets reviews on AV Club were "Deader than a door nail."

He won best supporting actor last year.

Here Here!

Odd, you would think anyone involved in any type of science would not be a conservative.

Take my money! All of it!

Maybe from what you see, but everyone I know that college educated/well off are all anti-trump, whereas the friends I have that never attended college and work lower paying jobs are all Trumpeters.
Edit: I didn't take your comment as a snap back, just your observation.

They can have most of it, but they sure as shit aren't taking my dog.

That doesn't bother me one bit, I saw way too many Trump signs in people's yards, so the less the merrier.

I disagree with this assessment, there is family video down the road from me and I live in a pretty high population suburb and get 60Mb/s internet speed.

Man, 2017 is shaping up to be a horrible year for Nick Cannon.

Jesus fucking Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

For me it's Family Video.

I'd have been on board had they not done "we need to dispose of the body" genre and gone for the tried and true "we need to make the body look like he's still alive" genre a la Weekend at Bernies.