Kevitated- Kevin James earns the power of flight, only to use it to make jokes about how he can get fast food quicker.

But it's on tonight, who the hell is fucking with the timeline?

"If I need it in the morning or the middle of the night, I ain't too proud to beg!"
TLC Ain't Too Proud to Beg.

Why are you sidestepping the question of your occupation? I'm sure you'll be masturbating to the sight and voice of your orange overlord.

Micheal J. Fox?

I believe she said she's done it 4 times.

They use his psychic powers when it's a convenience to the plot. Just a few episodes ago when alex came out he said, yeah I knew, remember I'm psychic.

Well that's an easy answer-yes.

Nope but you can do software engineering from home, what amazing job do you have that affords you to troll avclub all day?

Ignorance is bliss, right guy? Do you not even realize what the definition of trolling is? (Hint-you've been doing it for a day now). Shouldn't you be at work? I work from home, so what's your excuse?

I'm not going anywhere, so why don't you go ahead and do us all a favor and leave, "guy".

Oh little Timmy, way to try to defect on your stupidity, but it didn't work. An 8 year old knows the difference between sense and since (there is no gray area here (they aren't even homonyms), and yes you got caught being stupid. So your intelligence quotient screen test consists of 3 common sense answers? What…

You are a typical Trump supporter, idiotic (and ignorant to your own idiocy), stuck in the 1950's, a closeted homosexual who represses it severely, and a bigot. I keep going because you think you are "skewering" me when you are actually completely eviscerating yourself, and you just keep doing it over and over, it's…

You enjoy embarrassing yourself? Well, to each his own, you did elect an embarrassing giant Cheeto, after all. If I'm human road kill you're the maggot that festers in garbage.

Your comebacks have gotten depressing they are so bad. Do you really think you have the upper hand in this conversation?

Hahaha man you are moronic. We have kids. Another swing and a miss by you. My wife wouldn't be caught dead with a hilljack like you that wears a Casio watch. Any more lame comebacks?

The most hilarious thing is you've been trying to make fun of screen name the entire time without realizing it's a Seinfeld character. The lengths you are going to to embarrass yourself are just insane.

Like everything else you've said, you're wrong. At least you are consistent on being wrong. Plus I'm sure your jaw is glass, anyway.

Actually you admitted that you like turds, and that trump was one. Here is your quote "you're my favorite turd" way to embarrass yourself there ,champ. Yep,we are done 😊.

You're admitting conservatives like turds. It all makes sense now.