First let me say I like Splinter largely because of the outspoken tone of the articles and comments. A feckless cunt by any other name smells just as bad, and a more civil term seems disingenuous. However, lame as that piece on civility was, it’s not as if it was (were?) published at the expense of the other stories…

Thanks for translating from the Russian.

May the Lord open.

Obviously photoshopped to make them look good.

He can give himself a visual prostate exam

Will you take immigrants? I’m clean and I work hard. Oh sorry I’m from a shithole country (Florida)