Congress doesn’t have a wifi enabled TV or computer screen just sitting there. Also, twitter isn’t chromecast enabled on iphones.

I’ll say!

Probably, but only because Captain American is just the Czech knockoff of Captain America. You can tell by his spider web mask and the Superman logo on his shield.

I am watching George Karl, and I’m trying to figure out, What the hell is wrong with this guy? My conclusion is that George Karl is getting too much attention.

I don’t know about teabag, looked more like a simulated cleveland steamer.

I don’t know... while boomers may have laid groundwork and such it isn’t like major tech companies are using them for engineers and such. It would be like saying Watson and Crick are automatically the foremost authority on genetic research even though their descendants have done stuff way beyond the original scope.

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

I’m expecting climate change deniers to come out of the woodwork and to them I say:

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

Well at least now he has a handicap

One in hole!

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

If voting puts you in danger or someone takes away your right to either register or vote at the polls, then yeah — you have suffered an injustice and we should work to punish those who engage in supression.

Must Peep Highlight Alert

“merely knowing about the Basilisk — e.g., reading this article — opens you up to hypothetical punishment from the hypothetical super-intelligence.”

Not anymore! IT’S A KINJAMAS MIRACLE!

Amazingly none of these trailers had boobs.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Bernie Sanders has been polling in recent months as literally the most popular politician in the United States. Clinton diehards are going to blame people who would have voted for him, but voted for Stein, Johnson, or Trump. Imagine how many votes that must be, particularly in the midwest, that would have gone to…

Oh yeah, lemme get you a business license tout suite.