More like Fatt Albers.

When are you going to give Stoke the credit they deserve?

He once blocked me when I hit him with #halloffamewannabe.

Washington should reduce his salary every time ODB burns him for a TD.

They should have just hired McNulty

I think the unwritten rules of cricket frown upon this type of showmanship

Just proves that no matter how tough you think you are, no amount of training can prepare you for having a small dick.

Kemp was annoyingly good for the last half of last year. Fuck him. (He's the reason I lost in fantasy playoffs)

If by getting screwed you mean committing a foul in the box in the 94th minute, then yeah.

This is like every Hillary email I bet.

The image in that tweet is giving me a headache.

Shut up, Simmons

It can be both

starred because my wife, who is Canadian, loves that show. Otherwise, pretty weak.

Did he have a ticket stub? No? Then pay the $10 fucking dollars you cheapskate millionaire.

But if he had won, would he have ceased to exist? Think about it.

It was asking for it

I don’t know a ton about The Wizards, but I know the Knicks are looking for a head coach and potentially a GM, and having been a Knicks fan for my entire life, I think these two will do just fine.

Nepal is the craziest country I’ve ever seen. Having lived there for a year, I saw shit that cannot be forgotten. One of those was a marathon being run through the streets of Kathmandu. The air quality is so bad that runners not only had on surgical masks, but some also brought oxygen with them. This is compounded by…

Dude. I feel ya. My high school yearbook has my dream as “to kill Reggie miller”