Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuz. Ewing deserved better.

I was around for the Bulls in my early teen years and despised them because I was a Knicks fan. i was amazed they won two games that series.

It seems like this virus may scare people into not having kids, which is a win for humanity. Thank, Zika!

My dads hero is Mickey Mantle. He couldn’t play baseball like the Mick but he could def drink like him. So, 1 out of 2 ain’t bad

Please hire Kurt Rambis. And take Phil with you.

I’m going to need you cc info, mothers maiden name, and your social security number. I’ll contact you once it’s all set up.

Editing comment because I’m an idiot. This is all about hating on the Cardinals, right? I’m good with that.

Counterpoint- golf in developing countries can actually create a new revenue stream for people who literally have nothing. I have seen this in person, and actually worked in such a country and have seen amazing things happen because of golfers. But golf in the U.S., it's over cooked for sure.

Just drop out, Kasich.

Yeah I was thinking that same thing. How much money do you have to have to be that out of touch? And can I have some of it.

That’s not how weed works

This guy knows all about the triple threat position. That’s just good fundamentals

Homeowners are like parents in that they all want you to be in their shitty club because they are miserable with their decisions and want company.

UFC is disgusting, gratuitous violence sold to you people by a con man who would make a good veep for Trump.

That's a fair point.

Don’t be fooled. He’s rich and he wants a republican. It’s simple, but none of them will admit it. Fuck him and fuck the GOP.

Louis CK wants a republican because he’s rich. Fuck you, man, just say it like it is instead of talking around it. This guy sucks.

I asked Tom to write about the Knicks earlier today and he responded. Thank you, Tom. I love and fucking hate the Knicks, which is the correct position for any real fan of this dysfunctional franchise.

I’m working up the specs for a show called “The Bachelor(ette)?!” where everyone is bisexual and there are two main characters who can choose from everyone. Also sex on the first date.

“The not-quite-confrontation comes at a time when Clinton is trying to appeal to black voters while atoning for past actions that alienated them—actions that aren’t easily forgotten.”