Male hot take here - That guy Ben is a complete fraud and too young to make any decisions regarding other people. I feel like Caila is a disney princess who only told him she loved him because she wanted to be the next bacherlorette, and the producers def let her know that. Anyway, back to Gawker.

Is that main image Hamilton Nolan? That’s some good cross-site promotion.

Below are all the shots Abdul-Rauf hit from beyond 28 feet:

Gawd. When I win my academy award I wanna win it like this amazing woman.

NY owns Washington in the playoffs and one more Staal is only going to help turn it into a 6 game series instead of 7.

If you pay players less, then the injuries that result from playing the game will have less of an impact. All the owners agree with me.

I have sent this link to my wife in the hopes that it will convince her to let me get a dog. Her cat attacks my legs non stop. Fuck that cat.

Not shown - He virtually 3 putted after that approach and then withdrew.

Took a break from Gawker to see what was happening over here since it’s often a little less caustic and someti....WTF?? gahh

Looked like carrying to me

Next he’s going to claim his shoulder was hurt when he was making these posts and that’s why they sucked.

Blake for Melo. DO this Knicks

Porno for Pyros

Curt Schilling just blocked me on twitter for telling him to send the $250 my way instead. What an asshole.

The thing is this is not a young team on the way up. They have one great young player, KP, and one average young player, Jerian Grant, and the rest are veterans that should have been able to at least compete for a playoff spot this year. Also, the triangle is absolutely awful and they weren’t going to get any free…

The one time I’d prefer a video list and I get this instead? C’mon.

Now you want me to read a spreadsheet at work while I’m actively avoiding reading spreadsheets at work.

This is the most worthless post. Let's all shame the agent for what? Not leaving his client earlier? For being an agent? For trying to make more money since other clients and teams may be hesitant to work with him if he kept Johnny in the stable? For jumping off the ship once woman beating comes to light? Get a grip,…

I actually heard that Debbie Wasserman Schultz wanted the debates to be held in a basement without lighting and using only ham radio.