That’s the nicest IT guy I’ve ever met!

Your kinja name brings me great joy.

Tell Greg Howard to get of Ish’s dick

His ears are yuuuuuuge

Did he say FAPulous? No? Damn

yeah

Since your name is punk rock princess I actually believe you. But I’m an educated working poor so I cannot afford to send you to the political event. Instead I will donate $2 to Bernie in your honor

It’s top five for me along with, “Way to plant, Anne!” I don't know why but that line kills me.

You have a deal!

I would never hit a woman, but can I pay another woman to hit this one? Or is that morally grey?

+1 rumblin, bumblin, stumblin fat fuck

So how does he explain taking all the shots from as far away as possible? FIFA ‘15?

Jeb! and Hillary should have their own fake debates once Sanders wins the nomination. The two of them trying to be cooler than each other would be painful to watch, but I wouldn’t be able to turn away.

If I’m gonna watch a show on some hill billies there’s only one option.

I don’t know his fucking guy personally and I think if you are a multi millionaire, do blow all weekend and bang a bunch of hookers nobody should feel sorry for you when you get brain damage. Fuck him and the kardashians.

Mussina not elected is bullshit.

YALL KNOW I AINT WATCHIN UNTIL WHEEL COMZ ON

2002 Jeep. No car payment. Can I borrow 3-400 dollars?