are you hiring?

I don't think they caught the problem in time. Or did they?

This picture, and this movie look horrible. How much did they have to spend on it, a couple hundred for wardrobe and the other kazillion for marketing? Fuck this.

I lived in Kathmandu for a year. That place is EFFING insane. In fact, I watched a marathon there, that was run in and around traffic with participants generally wearing the health masks due to pollution. Every night I would go home and my snot was pure black. Also, on the side of the road in the city you would…

I’m super hungover today and this is the only comment on the entire internet that I like.

Totally blew it.

Patrick is my new favorite Deadspin writer because he spells “Damnit” correctly.

That’s the first time a cop hasn’t shot at something brown coming towards him in a year.

I don’t always pour beer on people but when I do, it’s Bud Light

I would like to see the rule expanded to the last 5 minutes of the game, rather than just the last two, if only to keep some semblance of a basketball game during the fourth quarter. The Knicks fouling Whiteside the other night was horrible to watch, though I do understand it.

The best thing about the Clippers is those uniforms. And Austin Rivers.

I wish I could say the same. An ex gave me the first book, and I read it and then began to wonder why she gave me a book meant for a pre-teen girl. I later broke up with her and I can’t say that it wasn’t a factor.

I bet people would have made up crazy stories about how a magical man in the sky controls the ring and how if you don’t behave you will never make it to the other end of the ring.

The big Kardashian dating French Montana was the most offensive rebound ever though

I guess they can finally start promoting this thing then.

Even the Redskins think that’s outdated.

“Looks like a hall of famer to me.”

Is this the spot to talk about how stupid it is that grown men are forced to wear three piece suits to talk about god damned football? It’s a sport, not national policy making. The self-seriousness is where I get the biggest kick out of the nfl

Por-Zilla! Long suffering Knicks fan here. Most enjoyable 14 game stretch out of them in years. Even with Linsanity, we knew it couldn’t last, but this feels better, and I have to give some props to Fisher and Phil because even when the second team is in there it looks like they actually run an offense and people are…

I wish I knew someone who works in elder law.. oh wait a minute..