“For the discriminating Rand Paul wine drinker”

My favorite promo word they used was TRAP

Everyone knows you can’t rate things on a 1-10 scale at a 5. Doing that is the same as not rating it at all. pick a side!

It’s funny how baseball makes “villains” out of A-Rod and Pete Rose, yet here they are talking about baseball (or trying to) on tv. Don’t they just feel like they’re being hired as circus freaks at this point since they’ve been so coldly welcomed by MLB itself? I have no problem with either one, and I guess they both…

Good for this guy. I know he’s had drinking troubles, but those sometimes go away with age, so next year when he’s 58 he should be a Chinese All-Star

Forgotten in all of this is that the Dodgers are actually better off without him playing.

Yeah, one day it’s wearing a pink arm band, the next thing you know people are marrying their dogs.

I liked it when he compared Michael Jordan to a ballerina. Oh that was a different movie. Fuck this guy

I feel like you’re close to plagiarizing Mr. Baseball. Not that I don’t love it.

Joey Tallywacker - Smarter and better than everyone else.

It's only a full Goddell if he appeals to manfred

He does this shit all the time for me on the Mexico City Conquistadors in Madden.

Is this just a meta ad for draftkings?

I predict that no charges will be filed, but Draftkings and Fanduel will soon be sponsors of the New York State something or other.

I thought those were photoshopped. I would say “you learn something new every day,” but I learned NOTHING!

Why are you no longer on twitter?

Meal Gear sounds fun.

Are you sure that’s not Blake Griffin?

So can The Sharks just cut him or are they on the hook?

He apparently attended Illinois, so...