Is ass eating more white or black? Serious question

I can see that too. You’re right though, both are silly

I know what the NFLPA bargained for and received, and that does not include guaranteed contracts. I admit this is silly, but this is what they got when they had the chance to bargain a new agreement. I don’t care about what the Seahawks, or any other NFL team for that matter, can and can’t afford to lose. My point is…

Sooooo, he forgives the Seahawks for paying him a signing bonus and a few million per year to play a sport? Professional athletes are the worst.

All of these sports leagues are so drunk on money that they can’t control themselves. It’s similar to an alcoholic knowing that he shouldn’t be drinking, and knowing how bad drinking makes him behave, but then deciding to have just one more drink because it feels so good and he’ll be able to handle it this time.

Geez. I hope he’s not living hand to mouth

I remember listening to this song on the radio as a teenager and my mom telling me how much she liked it. Thanks, mom!

If this is what Gizmodo is like, I'm missing out.

Abort the republican party.

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When the punch landed it went, “poof”

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I'm actually better at playing Civilization when I'm high.

I wonder if he threw Eli under the short bus.

If I see chris Berman and hit him in the throat and end his career can I get enough kickstarter money for bail and a lawyer? Asking for a friend.

Man, this dude is awful now. He peaked with Ashley Schafer and has been one of the most punchable celebs for a while now. Just behind Chris Berman.

My brother came over to watch the game. We’re both Giants fans, and when the cowboys scored he just got up and shrugged and left. It was obvious how it would end from the start.

That may have been uncalled for.

So because he has a nice nickname and smile he gets away with being an obvious steroid user and can admire his homeruns for three minutes before he even gets out of the box? I have never understood why this fat fuck doesn't get beaned more often. Fuck him and his ugly wife and all the chowds that would blow him at the…

This article was too long, unlike his dick - which I assume is too short.