I tweeted at them and told them I’d be running headfirst into a wall after drinking their product and that I expected to be fine. No retweet. No Fav.

I’m hungover right now!! I would add that a gym session in the morning helps. I just had a workout and I feel at least 5% better.

If Larry Bowa isn’t the mascot for Philadelphia, what is?

Jeff Hostetler. Dude comes in and wins a super bowl AND sports a quality mustache. And it probably mades Simms angry that they won without him.

If he threw out illegals like that in the US, we may give him a green card.

In my opinion, any shower head is great. I mean, you get clean, the other person gets clean, and when you get done it’s usually dinner time. Oh wait, is this an advert? Damn it

In my opinion, any shower head is great. I mean, you get clean, the other person gets clean, and when you get done…

This picture gets two balls

Maybe this person had a nice, meaningful life. But now I doubt it.

There’d still be punches thrown. At the tv after someone scores with .01 seconds left to win the game. Fuckin’ FIFA

This is brilliant marketing. Its for “our security”. Yeah yeah. We not only have to buy their shitty food and drinks but eventually there will be a gold card line or something like it that people can get pre-screened for and will have to pay extra for in order to go through the line quicker. It’s the fucking airports…

You’re on fire today. Well done.

This is how I look in my mind when I’m playing. In reality, nope

Fantasy football is all luck. If you want a measure of skill in selecting players, play fantasy baseball with the real men and leave the women to swoon over Brady and company.

The only people who think this was a good play call are Seahawks fans who have to justify losing the Superbowl on such a absurd and awful play call. Just own it and move on, Russell Wilson apologists.

Dombrowski has a track record of selling off minor league talent for overpriced veterans and then not winning a championship. As a Yankees fan I'm excited to see him jettison Betts, Bradley jr, and the rest of them for one or two shots at a title and then years of failure.

That is the Angriest Canadian I’ve ever heard.

Pretty sure it was this lady.

Better than the Scott Walker speech earlier when there were a bunch of pissed-on Iowans.