Seriously, he cries when he gets a helmet signed by a bunch of 20-somethings in tights? Weird. Please get a real life.

Disappointed. I thought the headline was,

Thank you for doing your job so poorly that you caught Ebola. Here's a hug. Also, you know if this were a fat nurse with a mustache from West Virginia there would be no photo-op, let a lone a hug.

"I get you're jealousy with the cardinals." -Emmit Smith

Just opened this site up on my work computer. Poached.

The information is that they each know they will eventually fly away until only one is left?

They assume the human is lying and nothing changes

Hi,

How far can you punt Raysism?

Can you hire me as a travel writer?

While waiting for the bus as a 1st grader, I was pretending to be Ram-Man in front of my friends and their parents. I ran head first into a stone wall, resulting in horrified parents, blood, and many stitches. I remember asking the doctor if I would be missing recess. I miss those days.

I once lived in Indio. They must be taking into account the amount of welfare that women collect for their children.

derpatron5000 is a terrorist

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

So your argument is that you are an M's fan who doesn't care for the front office, but the stories are not to be believed, because - Hey! Look at what a (shitty) columnist in LA said. Okay. It sounds more to me like you work for the Mariners PR department. And I assume The Captains Tubing is a fishing boat rotting out…

To quote George Carlin, "Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about…

I'm amazed he has run for 700 yards. In his life.

How far can you punt a Joseph Patterson?

Let's kickstart it

I'll fight him. Fuck it.