Deltron 3030. end.

But did you read the first or third paragraph you wrote, or even the main article? Or ANYTHING?

Who wants to team up with me and "punk" these losers out of their cars or wallets? It'll be hilarious.

Go fuck yourself. Or, as you are clearly a southerner, go fuck your sister.

This makes Nascar a little bit more interesting to me. Though not enough to do anything but read (most of) the post. Go away now, nascar

You're an idiot.

Lawyers and lawsuits. It's never the individuals fault. Oh you spilled hot coffee on your lap? That must be McDonalds fault-type-of-thing.

Step 15: Troll Deadspin

If Arod was white, there is no way he would have been beaned in Boston. That town is awful

Well, I don't know who #31 is, but he sure plays like Jason Sehorn

This is my new wallpaper at work. Anyone who has a problem with that is a bigot.

Big Deal.

Seriously. He has made this team watchable. As a Yankees fan, I am couldn't be happier to actually enjoy watching the games again. Though it doesn't take this level of awesomeness to be better than Chris Nelson, Brent Lillibridge, and Eduardo Nunez. In fact, I'm pretty sure I missed a call from Brian Cashman.

What about their dogs? Bobbi Jo, Bobbi Jo, and Bobbi Jolene?

"He Gone."

I don't care if Gilbert Gottfried is announcing. As long as there's no Chris Berman, I can finally watch the Open with the volume on.

What did you think of "KUNT DIES" being aired on television years ago? Simple mistake or bigger agenda?

Yeah, but once you adjust for alimony and child support, soccer players are some of the richest athletes in the US

She was told there would be a golden shower in the outfield during the game.

1-4 with a single in the seventh, two k's. Also somehow kicks a ballboy while flubbing a pop up. "My timing was off."