White girl, NO. Asian girl, YES.

I'm sorry, did ESPN go back to being about sports or is it still a pay per view soap opera of fabricated nonsense?

You shouldn't assume. Buying cable = Buying ESPN = Buying advertising = well you get it. Figure out a different way to get your fix

People are still watching ESPN? They deserve to pay that increase.

Yeah, but has he ever done it on weeeeeed, man?

And Nick Collison is our payback for Derrick Coleman

Ahhh, memories of CD #3 in my 6 CD changer in the trunk of my used 1996 civic. Thanks for that stroll

I would like a crime comparison between people whose eyes are abnormally close together and people who have at least the average space between their eyes. I'm serious

Damnit.

At 0:05, Gomez puts his hand on his hip and makes me cringe. Go work for E! It's like he knows he's just "reporting" gossip.

But can you BUTTERFLY KICK?

But what if it was just like three moves that you were awesome at? Like the butterfly kick, the butterfly kick, and maybe, ummmm the butterfly kick. Could I become that master in a year?

stop reading about baseball. problem solved

That was also the most fabricated home run possible. I promise you, the catcher let him know about the meatball coming down the middle.

It's fun to read stories about ballplayers from the past. But I feel like the author assumes that we want them to be something other than good baseball players. For example, I certainly don't give a fuck what Elvis Andrus does or thinks or how he treats people as long as I get my 12.5 points per week out of him in…

Are we talking about the Pro Lingerie Football League here?

People who buy a Porsche don't care about the trunk space

Or because he stinks at basketball? They certainly don't play the same spot, so please elaborate

Because he's white?