No, I was always like this.

The squirrels were the absolute highlight of the episode, front to back.

Everything is crooked! Reality is poison!

So what were the green memories?

So Mr. Poopybutthole proposed to Morty at one point?

It was especially odd because, being as these are all memories from the past, wouldn’t it make sense for Jerry to feature in a majority of them? And why was Jerry in the hotel room in his Mind Blower? Kinda weird that EVERY mind blower seemed to take place within this season.

“Jesus, I made that guy kill himself!”

I thought it humorous they chose Men in Black 2 of all things - referencing how they used alien sciencey stuff in the film to return J’s memories.

Probably the most fucked up thing was Beth having no hesitation in choosing Summer over Morty to live.

Second place had to go to the family joking about how long it was taking that demonic alien parasite to slide its way out of Morty’s mouth as he helplessly choked on it.

“Jesus Christ, Rick, what are you, a boulder? A rock-person?”

“From certain angles, he looked like a smudge.”

“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they’re backin’ up in our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty! You know-we-I-I said we could only do that a couple of times! We’re fucked over here because of these damn squirrels, Morty!”

Speaking of which, in an episode full of fucked up jokes, I honestly think the darkest one may have been how quick Beth was to chose Summer over Morty.

Oh, looks like we got a “Doolittle” on our hands.

That was genius. The squirrels conversation, the light switch sequence and Summer following plan 4 worst case scenario were all just perfect. The amount of ideas they have are seemingly endless.

“If we can kill our enemies but we can’t jack them off, then how are we better than them?”

I don’t know why, but I liked the idea that Rick felt compelled to erase the memory of Morty beating him at checkers.

Only this show would blow through like 15 great story ideas as a goof.

I knew it! People called me crazy, but I knew it all along. It was the squirrels this whole time! They can’t be trusted! Warn the others before its too late!!!

The purple tubes were Family fuck ups.