I say stop, you say go. But you can't tell me what to do so I say phooey, phooey, phooey on you. 

Teen Donald, "This family is so weird." 

Fuck yeah! That had me completely hyped.

The only way that could’ve been better is if the aide that went after him had a butterfly net. He’s. Our. President! Run for your lives!

Nah, man. He rocked it.

Fantastic movie, one of the best I’ve seen this year and definitely Oscar worthy. There’s a scene between Farrell and Duvall that is so venom filled with things that can’t be taken back. The look on Farrell’s face after he says it is of a person who doesn’t like what he said but more importantly hates that he feels…

His voice mail The Dude. “Mr. Lebowski this isn’t about the rug you took.”

between that and his work in Bull Durham he had a great year. “You know what that makes you? Larry.”

Oh no not that mother scratcher.

The funniest response I saw on twitter was that he looked like a Bene gesserit had a baby with a technopriest.

Proving once again why it’s the best comedy of all time. The tears were flowing like I had just been maced. Frank and Mac were incredible.

Heidi Gardener is my new unhealthy obsession. Funny and hot.

Ten bucks says he’ll think this is a Life Alert device and hit it to get a bowl of ice cream.

Senator Patrick Leahy just said that unfortunately Matt Damon’s portrayal was too accurate.

Gary, “Do you think he knows we’re here?”

You can’t have a heat regulating suppository in the first act and not use it in the third act.

“I poured my festering seed into her womb.” Driver’s commitment pushed that sketch into legendary status. Damon was great, “You mean was I cool? Yeah!” The Philly Flyers new mascot was based on a sketch made by a 5 year old who witnessed their parent’s murder, holy shit that was funny!

Mac sweating, “Oh this climate.”

The little chuckle sold it.

This was a master stroke of television storytelling and probably the timeliest episode of any TV show ever. That’s why it’s simply the best.