I just googled it... That looks so out of place.

True.

Way too sci-fi, don’t you think? Aside from Halo, Gears and Fables, I’m not too familiar with Xbox games. Anybody from a fantasy series that can fit in Monster Hunter?

She’s way too sci-fi though. Does Fable have huge monster and hunting?

Reckon Xbone version will get an exclusive skin too? Who’s suitable though? Aloy fits in perfectly in a monster hunting game. Maybe the hero from Scalebound?

Fuck me! Somebody forgot to tell Sony their games run on peasant hardware. All that PC master race trash talk, and most of Sony first party games somehow still look better than most PC games...

Finally! This is what The London Heist should’ve been, this is the game London Studio wanted to make.

A samurai/ninja game, possibly an open world one, from Bellevue based developer! Sony never ceased to amazed me.

Noooooo!!!! Where’s the Vita version!?!

Holy shit! The living cost in San Francisco is that high?

Oh, Mario has been middle aged ever since he was first created. It’s just that his hair situation is reverse George Clooney.

A middle aged man’s junk in a kodomo manga.

Oh, I know. Both Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey are pretty good games and had respectable reviews, they got 79 and 78 metascore respectively.

Hmmm, they tried supporting Japanese devs during the early days of last gen, but Microsoft was shit outta luck. Japanese gaming development was on the start of their decline when Microsoft signed exclusive deals with legendary Hironobu Sakaguchi and Square Enix,

Ooo, my mistake. I had that Fidel Castro-esgue image in my mind when I think of Civilization. I completely forgot about Tropico.

They chose a Balinese lady to represent Indonesia? This is Civilization, why not a caricature of our most famous dictator?

Hold up!! I see other anime burgers on the poster behind the Dragon Ball burger there!

Ah, I see. Not the game for me then, I like my action adventure games to be less combat focused, with more exploring and puzzle solving actually. Maybe I’ll try it in the future.

Never played any Ys games before, I’m actually thinking of getting this on Vita after hearing how the series is similar to Zelda.

What the translators must be thinking when they approved the translation of this game, “Does this game need ”poofreading”?!? I think... NOT!”.