I think we've reached a new era, where subtly vaginal constructs shall reign.

Northern European countries love their LAN parties. Assembly's a pretty big one, too. They even have gigs there on occasion during it.

Actually this could be a problem. I can imagine some birds and other animals / bugs and insects being afraid of this (or some other reason) and change their pattern b/c of it.

Please, somebody, make this a feature of Steam OS!

comedy gold

I think I'm gonna miss Select more. What else could serve as my go-to this-is-probably-the-map button?

This is actually a legitimate sentiment - why, after 7 years of 720p and 30fps should it be ok that the Xbox One costs $100 more (because of a 'mandatory' Kinect 2.0), and there's almost nothing next gen about it?

Some of the best writing I've ever seen on Kotaku!

Rushed? The PS3\360 generation is the longest we ever had. They took their sweet sweet time making those consoles. It's not a rushed design\testing problem like the 360 RROD overheating problem. It's most likely a very isolated and rare manufacturing problem or bug in the HDMI port or signal that has the PS4 act as if…

Yep. That's how it happens. Welcome to gayness!

Yeah, but the problem is that none of these games are convincing reasons to buy a PS4. Especially when nearly half of them are just ports of games that are either on the PS3 or PC.

For day one that's not a bad launch line up. A good mix of shooters/fighters/racers/adventure and indies. Not bad, Sony. Not bad at all.

So you never game? Oh, man. Sorry! It was there for the taking. I'm only human.

Indeed. I do tend to game once that ass has been tamed though:P

I kinda love and hate the Microsoft embargoes. I'm conflicted. Much like their messaging, I guess?

No wobble feature = No buy!

You mean the rubber tabs meant to keep it from laying flat and improving airflow underneath and the single reported bad HDMI port? I need more statistically significant data before jumping to a conclusion.