I've owned one of these mighty beasts, and I can attest to the fact that everything you just wrote is utter BS. The owners are what makes this car 'unrealiable' - not the car itself. Porsche loyalists avoid it because they know it is superior to their precious 911.

The 928 is ugly - how can you say such a thing? And on Christmas Eve, too :(

How about a Bentley from 1926? Did the Peking-Paris Rally without a single breakdown.

You can't think of a single modern vehicle that still uses a straight six? Are you serious?

Alright:

Scientology. 'Nuff said.

No. No it doesn't.

In Denmark, there is a 180% import tax on cars, not including the 25% VAT. As a result, a new Subaru BRZ (for instance) will set you back a cool ... wait for it ... $100.000! That's ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS, for a 200 hp sports coupé.

At least it wasn't his dads Porsche...

Errh, Subaru Forester? (I know it's a Flat 4, but.)

Why didn't they just call it the Macan Turbo and Macan Turbo S, you might ask. Why, because they need the name for one with MOAR POWER of course! Tires go roasty-toasty, yes?

Holy camber, Batman!

That is a 5-series. Jason drove a 735i

Girls on steroids do.

The "roll-cage" is epic.

A 3200 lbs Alfa with the horsepower of my 1000 lbs Citroën 2CV and the range of my grandmothers mobility-scooter - what's not to love?

They were chinese?...

Ladies and gentlemen of Jalopnik, I bring to you an amazing business proposition. This lovely piece of 'art' can, for just the low, low sum of $249,999, be yours (*all taxes and shipping costs not included). If the Nürburgring finally closes, it is going to be worth millions, millions I tell you!

Another one, and this is truly ridiculous. Just saw an ad for this car the other day, and haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. A 1962 Ford Fairlane with a 6-pot: