Moar Alfas :)

Sorry mate, I misread your post. I thought you wrote "Were IT in the UK" ;)

Ehm.. It IS in the UK? (See, RHD), taxed and MOT'd.

What the hell? In the first picture I see 3 911's, a 914, a 190SL (Or 300SL), a Merc 280, and a Maserati Merak all piled on top of each other in a rusty mess. Why didn't anyone stop this madness in time?!

That would be a Mulsanne these days, sir, but otherwhise you are absolutely spot-on!

Well, it's no VW Bus but I'm gonna spring for Nice Price anyway...

$1.700.000 and it still has the same Power Steering fluid reservoir as my 25 year old Porsche...

And Jeremy Clarkson drifting in from the side, screaming, yelling and destroying everything with his Fiat Coupé 20v Turbo...

Girl from my high-school. She's 20, he's 50... Just saying (that she's insane).

Doesn't quite match the 2007 Nissan? Unless, of course, the Nissan in question is a 350Z.. Nah.

Slow. Heavy. Thirsty.

Meanwhile @ Mazda....

'In Soviet Russia, only wone underpanties for tzen pweople'.....

He must go through shock absorbers like you and I go through underpants.

#9: I've found a way to beat those "Your speed" signs - they've only got two digits...

The Porsche 928 S4 utilized active aerodynamics in it's 1987 MY! It helped the car achieve it's record top-speed run of 171 mph on the salt flats in 1986.

Fiddling with the radio controls at 140mph would seem to me like a quick way of getting yourself killed.

So, song lyrics. I got Porsche, BMW and Volvo 142. Anyone get anything else?

That vanity plate is a bit conspicuous right above three nicely proportioned holes... Though I think a Ferrari driver would be mostly interested in the middle one. Since, you know, it's the smallest. And Ferrari drivers have small thingies. Get it? Haha. I went too far. Jeez........

I don't see the problem? He loves Italy. He loves his new Ferrari. I would too?