You gotta love computer graphics from the 90's. And I did not want to keep paying the bills :/

Well, maybe I'm biased, since I just sold mine. It needed $2200 worth of hydraulic repair, a $4000 headgasket, new exhaust downpipe and cat also in the $2000 area, the paint was scratched everywhere from living in the city and the AC compressor was making weird singing-noises.

I present you with the Citroën Xantia Activa V6, one of the best cars in the world - when it works. When it doesn't, on the other hand, it is THE worst. So bad and horribly complicated that even Citroën trained mechanics won't touch a malfunctioning Activa..

WTF? $5500 would be pipe territory..

The Porsche 928, preferably looking like this.

I thought it was hard to heel-toe shift in flip-flops. Apparantly, I was wrong.

We like it simple.

Germany iz not angrwy. Germany iz disappoint.

2 liter with an 8 speed gearbox is my guess..

STOP THE WHINING!!!!

Oh look, someone blew too much air into an A1 balloon.

Putting a magnet to those ball joints was the first thing I did when I got the car!!

Too late for that advice, and there is no budget Porsches - just cheap ways to get ruined.

I know, why waste a good 928.

Nibbles

Obligatory Saudis in Audis video is obligatory.

It's fine.