Your sarcasm was so abundantly obvious that when you pointed out your employment of sarcasm you became guilty of double sarcasm, which means you’re not being sarcastic, you right-leaning donkey butt.

If you like Delicate Steve also check out his short-lived band, Saint Rich.

Neat-o! That division has always sucked balls.

No fan of of Trump or anyone in his vicinity, but I seem to remember as recently as last week reading all sorts of essays about how Rex Tillerson was this very Russia-friendly secretary of state, especially compared to Mitt Romney, who badly wanted the job. And now I’m supposed to think that Tillerson saying that…

No matter how much they advertise, I just don’t want diabetes

Maybe we can take it even more literally, like advertisers have pulled out of his show. If so, yay, fewer commercials!

everywhere?

Page 1, paragraph 2: “Benji took a huge, steaming shit on the sidewalk and left it there.”

yeah but seriously who doesn’t love to cut women’s heads off

I remember when Flava in Ya Ear was big and thinking it sounded like such an innovative tune that we could expect big things from Craig Mack. My prediction did not bear out but being a minister is cool, too. RIP

well if a big tough guy like Elijah Wood is scared what hope is there for the rest of us

Open your eyes man

It should be mentioned in every single story about Betsy DeVos that she is the brother of Erik Prince, founder of private killing firm Blackwater and recently outed Trump-Russia matchmaker. She is the real-life equivalent of those non-English-speaking twins in Miller’s Crossing.

To the Lighthouse is good, I liked it, but I don’t remember anything about it. As I Lay Dying is a cakewalk. You could read it in like two days. 2666 is pretty compelling if you skip the second book entirely. Infinite Jest: yup! It’s just a slog for the first 200 pages but then it gets cooking pretty nicely. Gravity’s…

I read it in about four months, the same year I ran the New York Marathon. (I too saw my future self attending lots of dinner parties.) It’s great! but some chapters are truly, deeply WTF. If you can’t make it through the Hades chapter (Chapter 6), give up. I myself kept The New Bloomsday Book and Jefferson Hunter’s Ho…

Hate Week

A man, a plan, a canal, 50-plus sexual assault allegations

No kidding! His narration of The Hero’s Guide To Saving Your Kingdom is brilliant. The way he switches in an out of various accents is really incredible.

It’s a cool feature in that it gives readers insight into the lives and careers of famous and not-so-famous women. So you’re right. But I didn’t say it hurts anyone, I just pointed out that their sifting through the past isn’t an indicator that they’re going to do better in the future.

Seems to me like journalistic muscle-flexing masquerading as self-flagellation. Oh for shame, says the staff of the the Old Gray Lady, for the sins of our forebears! Let us now correct these blemishes on our otherwise spotless record by deeming a handful of notable women from the last 100 or so years worthy of our…