The guy from the Enterprise commercial?

But they sure as hell did with Stevens and Niedermeyer!

I had my first kid three years ago and cut cable ($100+/month) as a trade off to afford formula ($120+/month) and diapers (kill me now/month). So I’ve missed a lot of the rebranding of SportsCenter the past few years.

Conservatives may be quiet, but their tweets speak volumes.

I think it’s simply a matter of not being able to turn off the switch. The sort of person who becomes an NFL All Pro or a managing director at an investment bank or a leading cardiologist or whatever probably is just simply so used to working hard that they’re not sure what to do other than work hard. (As an aside,…

it’s almost as if they don’t care about people who make less than they do.

The instructions only say ‘drain hamburger’. They don’t say with what.

This may explain why I will never be in a position to make such a decision, but I have never understood why people worth tens of millions of dollars or more continue working, regardless of what field they are in. Like, I’m in my mid-30s. If I could somehow get my hands on $6 million free and clear, I’d never work…

This guy has an estimated net worth of around $50,000,000 and he thinks he already has brain damage from his job but thinks he just has to accept it instead of retiring.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

Yeah, it is. John Paul II, who served over 26 years as Pope, is far and away the longest serving.

Wow! Seems like a lot, even considering that almost every pope has been a Very Old Unfit Dude. That’s only (*finds calculator app on phone*) 7.46 years per popage.

Pasty, competent guy versus overpaid eye candy?

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.

Fascinating how “cutting executive pay” is always way down the list when it comes to time to pay for bad decisions made by executives.

You know what might have actually helped in the long term? Cutting the executives, some of whom are surely making some pretty large salaries, who decided overpaying for TV rights was a good idea.

Why should these cuts make any more mathematical sense than the proposed government budget I mean both a being run by out of touch CEO’s who will be fine economically regardless of the outcome of the company/nation they are running.

Stuff not middle America enough for you?

I don’t watch ESPN anymore, they were great when I was kid but I’ve outgrown them I think. That said, the only two that would feel like a punch in the gut if they laid off are Bob Ley and Tim Kurkjian. Ley is their go to guy for any serious discussions and I challenge you to find anyone that loves anything as much as…