Strategic tanking! Jordan would never do that...

And you’re ignoring the fact that my comment was a goddamned joke...

This is strictly referring to the ass handing the Sharks gave those slippery oil fucks tonight

how do you not name him ollie

im the guy in the photo please take down the photo i do not want anyone to see my dress shorts and ruin future soiree surprises

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

This is just wrong.

It’s okay to suspend disbelief, unless it is completely unbelievable.

Me as a Brewers fan right now:

That’s your takeaway? you really don’t like soccer?. You’re an idiot. We could watch a game where there is a break between every ball thrown (baseball) and it takes hours or one where there are breaks between every single play (like football) or one where you don’t need to pay attention until the last two minutes…

Username doesn’t check out, don’t trust him. Most cheesesteak places do in fact, carry whiz.

Jesus. Now there are cheesesteak truthers.

Blood doesn’t equal serious. Not being able to skate off equals serious. Basically, if the guy is in the process of skating off under his own power, they aren’t going to stop it till the injured player’s team gets possession.

Or maybe you do. Rule 8.1 says play shall not be stopped until the injured player’s team has secured the puck.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

+1, & FTFY Gronk on his deathbed (age 69).

Scene: Gronk on his deathbed.

Yup, definitely the cover for the next “A Gronking to Remember” book.