Not Hochuli. He can’t use a keyboard because he’d destroy it trying to type.

The lord does work in mysterious ways..

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Maybe learn to hit one oppo and not into the shift then, numbnuts.

The Best Fans In Baseball Work In Mysterious Ways.

Wait, 33-42 at home??? Up until this moment I didn’t realize that. Has a team every finished 15 games over on the road and below .500 at home? This is now a certainty to happen even if the Cards win out.

And David Robinson is an obvious choice for Secretary of Defense.

Think of all the good hardworking jobs Pops has outsourced to French, Argentinians, and other foreigners!

It’s really illuminating to see what happens when people have an anonymous or semi-anonymous platform to publish their opinions. I honestly think that some of these people may not even be as racist as they seem in their ignorant comments; they’re just super-unintelligent and feel obligated/entitled to “pick a side”…

want to star comment, but stars currently at 69

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

Imagine being so rich that you have no fear of leaving the house looking like that.

Bummer, after all that hype.

Think of the fucking children man.

The taunting call was bad when you look at it in slow-mo (looks like it was intended for the ref but got stuck to Pryor’s gloves or something and wobbled down to Webb), but at full speed it looks flaggable.

Believe me, as a St. Louis Rams’ fan, I hear you. Surprisingly though, not having an NFL team you’re emotionally invested in is a truly liberating experience. The shittier the team you break up with, the freer you feel...

He may be an idiot, but at least he’s a good looking idiot.

I’ve met Giada several times back in the day when her book tour came through the bookstore I worked at. I asked her about this, since having kids seemed to take the wind out of my “make awesome dinners” sails. She said if she had kids (at the time, she didn’t), she also would probably end up making 5 minute mac and…