I was once rollerblading around a group of rollerblading kids in a new neighborhood I’d just moved to. I was half a block down from them and I wanted to be accepted so I did my slickest moves, my tried to catch some air... real hotdoggin’. I saw them skating in my direction so I decided to jump over a manhole, when I…

The only person I’ve seen skate by for longer with questionable skills, all while hovering around 500, is Jason Whitlock.

This is my favorite comment in a while.

Trying not to laugh at this hotel bar I’m at.

Oh sure, everyone loves the Bawston-ite and how they tawk, but when I speak of my love for Wisconsin, I’m nothing but a drunken cheesehead.

why did you stop

id pay to see that.

Sounds like solid, holiday-season Oscar-bait material to me...

You’re about four “wickeds” show of perfect.

Can’t tell if you’re bad at Boston accents or if you’re really commenting on how bad Hollywood is at Boston accents and I got caught

Marky Mark: I’m going to crack this case like Bill Belichick cracks open opposing defenses.

So Bill Simmons told you what he masturbates to, huh?

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

Why did this make me laugh really hard?

Fuck yes! Diana needs to be Supreme Leader of that shit

Hey man theres a rumor going around Twitter that you died? Are you alive?

Hey buddy

Honestly, as the only woman Smurfette was waaaayyyy overworked, it just makes good sense to get some union help.