Nah. When these kids get into high school, their history teacher has to read 100 incoherent essays that have phrases like “Abraham Lincoln enraptured the Election of 1860.”

Just tell them the truth: that you are a huge ungrateful piece of shit

1 is the reddest, maddest, and nudiest you can be. Why are you so mad online?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how red, mad, and nude are you right now?

ok, um... thanks for stopping by

Robert Flores will likely be disciplined for saying true thing

I’m sure you are furious when Aaron Rodgers celebrates too

I think they should only be allowed to celebrate with jerkoff motions

“It’s Russell Wilson time!”

[R.W. pounds off to his own image in an American Family Insurance commercial]

Music city BABBBY

You think that is bad? Try listening to country music! Seriously, it’s fucking terrible.

Edgar and Griffey, together. That would make me happy.

Kids are mean to each other.

What if I want something else? To get me through this, semi-charmed kinda life?

What if there are things you and your wife cannot agree about? Like is Hitler an #atheist?

Maybe he confused the special teams coach with one of the cheerleaders?

Percy Harvin: [turns on the radio]

Ok, a severely talented but limited WR

That is one play, you watched the whole game, yes? Pretty difficult to argue the line did their line even half the time.

He might be, but I do not think many QBs would succeed against that kind of pressure.

If there is anyone who is overrated in the Seattle offense, it is certainly Graham. A TE who does not block, run a sophisticated route tree, or know how to get open when his QB is under pressure