An intimate encounter lasting under two minutes? That's something Mrs. Method knows a lot about, if you know what I mean!

Woah. Huge if true.

Perhaps you might get a bit more if you quit calling it that?

GoPro Man's weakness? Blood Sugar.

I disagree,the number 8 on a calculator is important if you want to spell "boobs".

"What'd you say? Hey, who are you? .... What's up?"

Thanks to the Boston Beer Company (and perhaps Sierra Nevada), nearly every bar in the United States has a decent non-American macro to drink. This is a good thing.

More like Gardenfired, amirite?

Laugh all you want, but pulling that snot out of his nose will be Mike Smith's best run defense this season.

If there is one guy who know about pulling out when he is finished it's Derek Jeter.

Yeah man, teach those middle schoolers SMASH MOUTH FOOTBAW

Execute the play?

"Jesus, lay of the pic-a-nic baskets."

Derek Jeter's card won't have any advanced stats, but will have a nice poem and a place to shoot your jizz.

This is proof god doesn't exist or if he/she/it does, they don't give a shit about us.

Kendrys Morales was despondent and inconsolable after the game because when his manager talked about gaining ground, he thought he was referring to beef.

+ 8 amendments ... for now?!?!??!!!/!1!1

TEN THINGS DREW THINKS HE THINKS

I'm right there with you!

You think that's bad? They built Ford Field in DETROIT.