[removes monocle]

They did, which you could have found out with a simple google search, dumbshit.

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Hello, Ray Rice's PR Man.

Seems inconsistent that he would give being a soccer dad a shot.

I'm guessing this guy has not had sexual intercourse in a long time.

3 years ago, I didn't know what I did now in re Allen. If I did (perhaps my own fault) I would not have watched it.

pictured: something difficult to defend, Kevin Durant.

Bird #1: [dies]

Like the racists and homophobes, Deadspin covers Allen. Grierson, unlike many critics afraid to criticize the "genius" of Allen, actually gives this movie a somewhat poor review. What more do you want?

Personally, I haven't seen an Allen film since Midnight in Paris. Have a hard time supporting the creep. Like a…

Kid: Why do you flop Dwyane Wade?

Jack White:

I don't know what is worse - having to hear people wine about game play or have the batting average of past their prime players shows as evidence that shifts are bad.

Clint Trinkett:

Coached turned media guy says media will make this a distraction. Got it.

I like you

Pictured: a list of things that Dan Uggla either does not have and/or can no longer can do.

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Thank your for this analysis, Dr. chock sauce mango buttress.