Better yet, have the fans play the actual tackle football game, with the players coaching. I’d watch a bunch of overweight PFTCommenters shred an ACL or two trying to live their football glory. Well, I’d watch a taped and edited 1 hour version of it

Damn, I wish I’d gotten to your comment sooner! I fed the troll.

This is all the pro Bowl should be. Silly shit like this, fan meet and greets. Maybe some flag football coached by the players with teams of fans. Fun shit and fan outreach.

This sounds like it was a blast.

It certainly does. And just when you were starting to get some un-greyed time, too. If you work a bit more on your mid-range sarcasm, we’ll see about bringing you back in a few seasons.

I think that makes me the throw in, in this trade. I’ll take it.

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

I have never been in a job where a mistake meant they took away my money or e-mail access or something.

“I remember when playing like Butt was a good thing.” - Jim Harbaugh

DUKE ENDS INDEFINITE BACKPACK AND LOCKER ROOM SUSPENSION AFTER JUST ONE HOUR

Dont you tell my white ass what not to star. I almost got my ass kicked on the green line for stink-eyeing some shithead who threw his goddamn gatorade bottle off the train.

When I was a teenager, I was in the drive thru when some old man came screaming up from behind and started railing at the kids in the car in front of us - lot of histrionics, lot of yelling - then he threw something at them and pulled off. Turns out the kids had thrown out some trash before they pulled in and he had…

You can dismiss it all you want, the law doesn’t view assault through a narrow lens. You just stated Child Services could visit, yet that doesn’t constitute a default charge of assault. They interview then assess, then follow up. people get let go ALL OF THE TIME in domestic disputes involving issues just like this.…

I’m not missing your point, I’m dismissing it.

I think you feel so strongly ONLY because it was a neighbor, because the reality is that parents grab their children ALL OF THE TIME when they do something wrong, and no one views that as “assault and battery”. Think supermarket or mall where they have a screaming fit, do they NOT grab their arm or shoulders to…

Thanks for the cream-of-idiot dressing with the freshly grated have-nothing-specific-to-say on top with a side of someone-else’s-meme-pic.

She admitted he tossed raisins on the ground, which the neighbor mistakenly took as paper, that is FACT. Again, you keep implying that I am justifying his behavior when I never have. The cop’s behavior can most likely be based on his actual report above, that stated he had run her name and she had multiple warrants.…

The video clearly shows him currently painting a fence, he’s lived there two doors down for years (confirmed by mother), knows them (confirmed by mother), and your stance is he randomly assaulted the kid “because black”?

Right, he gets to the scene, sees an uninjured 7 y.o. then asks the mother what happened. She immediately goes into defense mode when questioned if he littered (he did), stating it was irrelevent when in actuality it was what led to the neighbor’s actions. No one is claiming he didn’t overreact, but the mother did…

I have to agree somewhat with the officer though when he stated that it was more plausible he was grabbed by the neck as opposed to “choked” since she didn’t even call for medical attention, and the simple fact that by default she immediately went into defend mode for her son says alot. People that have little if any…

Look, the only crimes committed here were by the hateful, violent, racist policeman and by a violent, intimidatng, racist neighbor. They should both be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. They have no righteous justification for their acts of violence and evil. PERIOD. Our world is in the horrible state of…