Okay, you seem like a nice person, so it pains me a bit to call you an idiot, but... wow, you’re an idiot. Do you know what SoulCycle is? It’s spin. Which has been around for quite awhile now, and is available at many, many gyms.

Christ, even the comments here are lame. That’s how bad the Titans are.

Um, Geno resurrect his career as what? Popcorn seller? Punching bag? Professional dipshit?

Wow, that pic you posted is a super heavy drinker. Hope it isn’t you!

These poor women will not have died in vain, not so long as someone can make a couple bucks writing a long, meandering masturbatory manifesto on their demises. This is like poetry, only better.

The amazing thing about the Bible is one cut and paste from an English translation and BOOM-you’re a scholar.

It lends my drinking purpose.

When the fuck is an adult party ever “fun”?

You’re an alcoholic.

Just ended up being one giant Cirk jerk.

Where are all the dudes of color, tho?

I agree. Nothing funny about Ray Lewis murdering people. But getting away with it and the lecturing other people about God and morality? High-larious. He should do a guest-post on DS.

100 bucks says nope.

Do you enjoy gambling?

NO EVIDENCE! NOTHING AT ALL! Why can’t people see this? Why do they hate Ray?

I mean, yeah, there was the victim’s blood in his car, and sure, his infamous suit went mysteriously missing, he lied to the cops (and later admitted he lied), plus he paid off the victims’ families. Other than that?

Shut it.

Great piece, but you omitted a physical confrontation Trump did win—the time when he raped his wife (according to her) after a bad session with a scalp doctor to cure his baldness. Real tough guy.

That said, this very website has remarked, frequently on the well-earned designation of pussiality among Millenials. Racism is real, as is over-reaction to it.

And let’s not forget Bush Jr. using eminent domain to fuck a family out of their property for the 1st stadium! So many ways he’s a piece of shit, hard to remember them all.

Peanuts is horrible. Granted, that’s only been true for, say 50 years or so, but... horrible.