You are correct, sir/madam.

It's also neat to feel how hard the shell of a real organic egg is, and wonder what in fuck is making our eggs so weak and watery.

If you buy super hipster bougie organic no-for-real-these-chickens-lived-man eggs, they will not be watery. They will also have a bright orange/yellow highly appealing yolk color.

No, they make you pay almost right away. And at a Unitarian Church, you are never made to pay anything, ever. Nor are you ever asked to shun people who do not agree with Unitarian belief. And the list goes on and on.

No. This is reductive, bigoted, and bad. If you walk into your local Unitarian Church, to take one example among many, you can ask any questions you like, come and go as you please, be friends with whomever you want, and make a donation or not, up to you. Nothing. Like.