"The answer, in short, is basically."

I was wondering that as well, especially when he pointedly said "I need to get back to work". Maybe he doesn't want her to think he's sunken as low as he actually has?

Dammit Don, I wish I knew how to quit you.

He has this kind of earnest dickiness than makes me hope he gets lawnmower-ed.

Side Rog-Dong?

I'm constantly thinking that this show has no right to be this good, considering all the things it had going against it. This show has made me believe in miracles

I am a LARGE fan of black Joan. That is all.

*sips tea* "Oi! It's time for a right knackering then?"

Damn this show is good. It has made me realize that is IS possible for me to have a man-crush on a cannibalistic psychopath. Good to know!

Will: I have the worst fucking attorneys.

"It's a cross." "Across from where?"

Yeah, syphilis is a bitch

Sometimes you wake up, get out of bed, look in the mirror and ask "What can i do to be insanely pretentious today?" Clearly Gwyneth Paltrow does this every day.

"Oh damn, I got some goop on my shirt. That's gonna need some bleach."

What the fuck is a Goop, and why does it sound dirty?

Raddle me this, Batman

You had that dream, too?

True. I think he looks in the mirror and quietly whispers "this never happened to the other fella" while crying, and reading his awful IMDB page over and over again. Meanwhile Sean Connery watches through the window and croons "YEEEESH THE CURSH REMAINSH UNBROKEN". Ahem. That got away from me a bit

I think Nolan unequivocally said multiple times that there was no way in hell that they would CGI Ledger in or use unused footage or some other nonsense.

I'd prefer George Lazenby, myself.