Can we just congratulate everyone and call it done?

Let me just say, I really admire the effort that went into this one. Bravo.

Your tears are delicious!

I love those goddamned puppets, Drew. Roth’s looks properly Rothy, too.

One star for you!

Ah, OK. Apologies, Patrick!

In the auto worker/prison snitch entry:

So they both got the ax.

I’d never heard that one!

Drew, the trick with the 9 multiplication table [up to 9 x 9] is this:

I just figured it was an Uber risking life and limb for an extra 80 cents.

Man, that whole RedHawks thing was fucking hilarious. And it was SO 2017 internet: Designed to be juuust plausible enough for gullible Twitter users — in spite of the very vocal and repeated protests of the fucking team’s OWNER that were printed, posted, reposted, and reported from here to goddamned Jupiter — to…

I just keep looking for that one vehicle that looks like it’s moving completely randomly — there’s one in a highway roundabout scene [2:01] that pulls out of its lane, rushes into the roundabout and nearly causes a crash as it switches lanes on the way to the opposite end of the circulator:

Belichick should be fucking grouchy. He put together a bullshit game plan and got owned.

YASSS! That’s my Pregame song up there! [Although I drunkenly wrote “halftime song,” my bad.]

Dat’s the troot.

Just a fan of coots mooting boots.

Dude don’t give a toot about the boot, and now it’s moot.

$250 a bottle? I don’t care where the sale proceeds go, you can add highway robbery to the list of Lewis’s offenses.

No Mark Davis? Member of the lucky sperm club, has a decent team (if it weren’t for an especially ill-timed injury they could have gone pretty deep in the playoffs), and what does he do? Tries to bend Las Vegas over! This can only end badly.