Even better, chicane stop bus.

Apologies if this has been explained, but wouldn’t leaving tickle guy in the middle of nowhere that resulted in his untimely demise be negligent homicide as opposed to murder?

At first, I was like: *yawn* another baseball highlight.

First, I love you $kay. In the totally not internet-creep way. Your work is top-notch and I thank you for the brief rays of light in an otherwise grim and cheerless world.

Interesting note in the CNN link to the popular vote results:

See, this is my issue: Just agree that this kind of thing has no place in modern society, instead of puke-calling sports radio and braying shit like “I didn’t see no phone video of it!!!” (Paraphrasing)

I approach pickup drivers on the road like they’re dogs: They move at their own pace, can be unpredictable since many are not trained properly, show off their balls shamelessly, and carelessly drop shit all over the place.

If it’s the same as Citrix in the States, they build electronic health record infrastructure (servers that talk to each other, essentially, across different software platforms) that comply with HIPAA privacy laws.

Because the mainland US was never invaded by a superior force [like, say, Germany in 1944], all of those “symbols of heritage” have remained intact since after the Civil War.

This is my look of surprise that an insufferable twat from WPRI [Channel 12 in Little Rhody] would distinguish himself in such a fashion:
-_-

Local TV sports guys are SUCH idiots.

I’m starting a new job on Monday [leaving the current one on great terms, it just didn’t work out, budget-wise for the company] — what’s the best thing I can do over the weekend? Get blackout drunk, or pace it and use Sunday afternoon for sober-ish Formula 1 race and football watching?

I turn 45 this weekend. Is this where I get to the point that everything I say is meant to be wisdom from a seasoned adult, like some oracle of knowledge for the youngers? Or can I just enjoy my marriage, my kid, and my job and get on with my own thing?

This man is the id of a 13-year-old inhabiting the body of an orange Peep left half-eaten by a drooling, teething infant.

I just love that the lady to the far right [sorry, I don’t know her name] is just shaking her head and smiling, like “Oh, sweetheart, you’re so adorable.”

I live just outside Providence, R.I., and highly recommend it for the kind of laid-back, less expensive trip that you’re talking about, especially this time of year.

Well, it’s a pretty convenient position to kiss your ass goodbye if you get into an accident.

Well, they sure got the “drag” part right.

All the stars for this!

I honestly can’t fault the guy for wanting to maintain as much attention as he can. In two weeks he’ll be the former candidate, after that he’ll be another powerful Hillary surrogate on the campaign trail, and he’ll get what he wants, which is a Trump loss.

One humble edit to your list, D-Mags: Anything and everything by Mo Willems.