My boo is German and Italian with blonde hair and green eyes. I am Mexican with curly brown hair and brown eyes. I never notice it unless someone brings it up. His grandma, a full blooded Italian woman told him she liked me "despite the fact that I was Latina" and when looking at pictures of my family would say "oh,…

OMG this was my favorite scene in the entire season!

OMG

As a pregnant woman I should really stop reading the Jezebel stories about pregnancy.

Honestly if someone gave my kid a letter like this I would throw a brick through this bitches window.

In college I had a job at a record store called Rasputin which took over the space after Tower Records closed. It was really fun my first year there and I loved my boss and coworkers but once the nice boss left they brought in this "gentlemen" who was a manger at the former Tower Records. He was horrible. He did not…

Although my dance moves are sexy, they are dangerous and require a wide birth. This must be why I was never invited to frat parties.

Someone took Freak Nasty's lyrics a little too literal: I put my hand up on your hip, when I dip you dip we dip.

I know right! I think he is super cute too!

Wasn't this the plot line for America's Sweethearts where Julia Roberts plays a former fat girl and Catherine Zeta Jones plays her famous sister who wont let her forget that she was a fat girl?

I was on birth control for eight years and just recently got off of it. Although it is the awesomest of awesome ways of helping you to not get pregnant, I do have to admit I feel better off of it. I got so much energy back and lost some weight.

Seriously! I thought that was so horrible.

Right? I fucking love marshmellow puff. What would be better than decompressing the day after your wedding and munching on some treats. There had to be SOMETHING the gluten free girl could have eaten.

Although the Gift Dude didn't seem like the greatest person the Newlyweds came off as really obnoxious and entitled. The whole "having a wedding to make money for your future" is such backward thinking, you never get back as much as you spend throwing this party even if everyone gives you these "envelopes," trust me I…

I totally agree, once the hair was cut she looked so much better. And I want to cut my hair like that.

I'm not even going to front, I have these AND the matching bra.

"Cunt punt" was my favorite part too. So many times I wish I have had the guts to write letters like this, instead they are just written in my head!

I'm here too. Us swarthy ladies have to stick together!

I don't know, she always looks like hagsville to me.

I know I get a lot of lady haters when they see my ring. I feel the need to mention we got it on clearance but it never helps.