You're a fucking jerk.

Camille had the best read of the situation.  Too bad she is just a friend of and not a full timer. 

Because some of them (Rinna, Erika) are using it as a way to “take down” the queen bee (Vanderpump), and others (ahem Dorit) are using it as a storyline to distract from other things (like her very questionable finances, which Dorit does not want to be a storyline). Others just need a storyline.

I am 100% team Lisa Vanderpump where the dog is concerned. If you adopt a dog it’s forever. It’s a serious commitment. Just like having a kid, you don’t know what issues you’ll have, but if you’re a responsible dog owner you don’t even consider the option of just giving up and abandoning it. If you can’t handle that a…

Teddi and LVP were totally in cahoots on this and Teddi admitted to it somewhere social media (saw it in one the Bravo FB groups I follow). Also, I bet Teddi knew LVP was angling for her LVP Dogs show all along, and is fine with it. I mean, Teddi leveraged LVP and VP Rules airtime to get her brother a job at TomTom.

Re: RHBH: They were so heavy-handed with the dog-shelter secondary character that I find it hard to believe anyone there - ESPECIALLY Teddi - didn’t know what the deal was.

Every shelter/rescue I’ve volunteered with had a clause in the adoption paperwork that if it doesn’t work out for any reason, that you bring the animal back to us. Breeders also use this clause. Seems like a legit storyline, insomuch as RHOBH goes, that Dorit is a monster who dumps a dog at a kill shelter instead of…

I don’t know if Paris response really fits this situation. If anytime your tittaaays should be alarmed it’s when a documentary comes out about your Dad molesting kids.

What the fuck is this:

Hello, can I have whatever you drank that gave you your particular brain disease? 

It’s Trump-level humor: make a stupid pun off their name and just insist it applies because you’re too dumb to come up with anything more clever.

It’s like political cartooning for a high school newspaper. “Hey, you know what makes political cartoons REALLY great? Being super fucking obvious about every point we’re trying to make.”

“STINCHFIELD: Well, throw that picture back up. You’re telling me, you’re telling me that that is cute? I know you have a thing for Kamala Harris, too.”

That is a terribly drawn caricature and Ben Garrison is a horrible artist and is very bad at social commentary and the “jokes” in that panel are bad and not funny and he should feel bad for creating such awful bad not very good work.

Turning Point’s Ben Shapiro

I know the amount of hype is a little early in her career to be this dominating.

I find the way the right collectively looses its shit when she so much as breathes endlessly entertaining. She’s worth a lifetime salary for that alone in this, the darkest of timelines.

“...and her account is in collections for non-payment.”

The plaintiff in this case was the subject of a no-trespassing order by me two years ago, was ordered formally to stop harassing me, and her account is in collections for non-payment.

The LOWEST of the low and should indicate how real this shit is:

It’s always the sick pervs like this who scream the loudest about how awful “The Gays” are. Physician, heal thyself.