I’d argue that anything making these fools look like the fools they are is useful. Elon’s whole Azelia Banks kerfuffle helped bring him closer to earth in many people’s estimation. America has a wealth worship problem. People assume that “earning” billionaire status is a symbol of meritorious achievement, and they…

There is a 0% chance, Trump knows the word “intransigence.”

A direct quote: “They say a wall is medieval. Well, so is a wheel. There are some things that work, you know what? A wheel works, and a wall works.”

I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!

Today is the anniversary of the mudslide in Montecito, caused by the Thomas fire in December 2017. My social media has been full of tributes to people they lost. Please let me just say FUUUUUUUUUUUCK TRUUUUUUUUUUUMP.

“I thought he was going to do good things. He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.”

Mindblowing. At this rate, America might catch up with the working conditions of the rest of the West in ... idk 2250?

Does this replace the new “take as much time off as you want!!!”policy that companies have been touting as a new, progressive “benefit,” which, if you think about it for more than a minute, is complete bullshit since they don’t have to pay you for your vacation days when they can your ass?

There was but only as an add-on item so he had to order some socks to get the free delivery.

Schumer looking like the Night King of Mill Basin.

Or we can watch this dog nonchalantly walk through “Trump’s Wall” over and over again...

And while 800,000 federal employees (plus many federal contractors) are not getting paid, and Trump has signed an executive order to ensure that all regular federal employees will not get a cost-of-living raise, political appointees (Cabinet members, assistant secretaries, etc) get a $10,00…

That woman sounds crazy for Coco puffs. What’s wrong with her?

I think it’s pretty damn clear she’s a social climber (and so is Kate btw), but I’d rather an ambitious grown woman who goes after what she wants than some poor sacrificial lamb like Diana who hasn’t got a clue what she’s in for, you know? Who else but a social climber would want that job?

So a woman who married an older man, someone who she’d been with since she was barely out of her teens, tried to maintain a long distance relationship while working in another country, ended up divorced? Shocking!

Uh, ending relationships can completely isolate you from your friends if they choose the other or choose “not to take sides.” I 100% believe its possible she doesn’t have many/any close friends. After my relationship ended due to very publicized domestic violence I lost almost all of my friends. I had to move away and…

Who even asked for fish on an airplane? Serving stinky TV dinner fish on an airplane is at least as rude as microwaving it in the break room, and we should consider adopting regulations around unwanted fish smells in confined spaces at least as stringent as those around smoking or fucking in the airplane bathroom.

The worst part is, she did her due diligence and called the airline multiple times to ensure her safety, and passenger comfort.

A little boy in Brooklyn just died from smelling the fish his grandmother was cooking. Previously, he had only had a “milder” reaction when she cooked fish. 

I guess her sorority sister from college doesn’t count.