If anyone with the name Markle has planned out the headlines by day it’s the piece of shit father and half sister...

Pete Gosar, Wyoming Democratic Party chairman is one of the brothers!

Ironic because there is a guy here in my Wyoming town named, Pete Gosar. He’s fantastic, liberal, compassionate, the works. Guess every barrel has a rotten apple.

Wow, the Gosar Thanksgiving dinner is going to be awesome! I feel sorry for any Gosar people trying to stay sober. The only way to survive that reunion is a bottle or two of wine.

If AncestryDNA really knew me, the playlist would include the following:

I think the ancestry/DNA stuff is really interesting, but the people who start identifying with a nationality after they take a DNA test are insufferable. Finding out you’re 0.00000000853256% Scottish doesn't put you on equal footing with a Scot, especially if you've never been there.

Fuck Theresa May and her fucking Brexit. 

And now, some words of wisdom from our very stable genius president:

The dude resigned, and all of a sudden he considers himself a “victim.”  One wonders what would have occurred if he had stuck it out and defended the publication from the fallout of his decision. Also whether more staff disagreed with the decision to publish than he let on in his interview.

53% of white women.

That’s not a Twitter mob, that’s the audience (the same one the advertisers are paying for access to). The cultural landscape has definitely shifted, but not being willing or able to shift with it just means Buruma was no longer qualified for the job he had

I am also appalled, but not surprised. I had a female supervisor who blamed her stepdaughter for her own rape and thought if a woman accepts drinks from a man she is obligated to sleep with him. At the same time, she didn’t understand why Planned Parenthood was being defunded in our state because she knew they did so…

The bigger point is that Buruma is straight up guilty of bad journalism. He didn’t do ANY due diligence, by his own admission, on the nitty gritty of the entire Ghomeshi case nor did he concern himself with the validity of the 20+ accusers. Buruma openly admitted that Ghomeshi approached him with the idea for this…

It must be really exhausting to write for The Onion right now.

He didn’t suffer “the same fate” as Ghomeshi; he made an incredibly dumb decision as editor to run a very misleading piece and had to give up his job over it. He is not the first person to lose their job over making a dumb, work-related decision.

That didn’t take long. Did someone send out the Gatekeepers signal the nanosecond the author hit “send”?

I would love to know exactly what he thinks “due process” means on FUCKING TWITTER. Like, dude, sorry not sorry, that phrase is strictly tied to legal proceedings. We’re perfectly entitled to make you a social pariah for literally whatever reason we want, just like men have been doing to women and POCs for…

I think he deserved to lose his job as editor if he leaves out relevant facts to try to prop up a bullshit story.

“We protect the countries of the Middle East, they would not be safe for very long without us, and yet they continue to push for higher and higher oil prices! We will remember. The OPEC monopoly must get prices down now!”

Related. Kinda. The guy who shot up the PA municipal building...