Jared has this covered. I mean look how well he’s solved the opioids crisis AND the Middle East. He’s got this.

If you haven’t seen it, David Gest was also in the finest Big Brother moment of all time.

Thanks for this. It's great that Liza's got such a healthy self-effacing sense of humor about this. She's survived everything and everyone (amazing how many people in this are dead). But then,  Liza's a champion.

Six big fucking cops surrounding her, taser prongs in her back and that asshole is telling her “Just relax, just relax...”

Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is 11 years old. ELEVEN. YEARS. OLD. Were you in fear of your life, tough guy, from an ELEVEN YEAR OLD?! You felt the need to tase this CHILD because you suspected her of shoplifting, despite the fact that large chains like Krogers have petty theft losses like this built into…

“Sweetheart.”

So he was working his side-gig while still in uniform and using service gear? How is he not up on charges?

Look at that fat fuck who can’t run after an 11-year-old but gets paid with our tax dollars to serve and protect. Cops who can’t pass elementary school PE shouldn’t be allowed on the streets.

I have been looking for this for years! Thank you for doing the lord’s work, Rich.

He speaks about his love of her left bosom, upon which he sleeps every night.

Yep. I’m generally sympathetic to her, especially after reading that awful Maureen Dowd piece, but treating human children like exotic puppies who can be passed along if they don’t fit into your lifestyle .... eesh.

Of course she didn’t write the op-ed. She didn’t write that statement either.

Do people really think it was her? I don’t think that op-ed had anything plagiarized from Michelle Obama, did it?

Girl, no duh. We know you don’t care about tax breaks and putting immigrant children in concentration camps, and that op ed writer loved those things.

I was surprised the coroner glossed over the lorarzepam in her system and didn’t see it as a contributing factor in addition to heavy drinking.

Giuliani in a diaper is the load in the diaper.

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

Now I’m unable to not picture Rudy Giuliani wearing a loaded diaper and I hate it.

He came up with the name because he thought it sounded funny when Japanese people tried to pronounce it. Also Ayn Rand and anti-sunscreen messages on his bags.

Maybe “New York” magazine should change their name to “Alabama” magazine. They could then get out of the amazing city that would just be another struggling American mediocrity without the vibrant culture and economy whose backbone is an endangered but still strong middle class.  Unions made that middle class possible.