This was back when Natalie Morales was on. Everyone else seemed to hate Matt and Natalie. And Matt’s condescending attitude made it clear what he thought of everyone else.

Josh and Keith are the voices I hear in my head when I’m about to do something stupid. “But little did she know, checking her text messages in the shower would lead to something so heinous...”

Matt Lauer was the definition of smug. I stopped watching Today when I realized they all hated each other and it was painful to watch.

Ducky and cross dressing Nazi Ernst are my go to royal horror story. Ducky had no fucking clue what kind of crazy she was in for. And she ended up a pariah because she divorced the nutbag!

When I was pregnant, I craved Big Macs. I hadn’t had one since high school but it was the only thing that appealed to me. I allowed myself one per trimester (I ended up with 2 in my second trimester after a particularly stressful incident.) The day after my daughter was born, my husband asked me if I wanted a Big Mac…

I may or may not have an entire folder of Mommie Dearest gifs saved on my phone.

When my 1 year old gives me attitude, I tell her “I’m bigger than you, I’m faster than you and I will always win.”

The scene where Joan tries to choke Christina will never not be funny. Faye Dunaway losing her mind was just so campy and absurd that it feels detached from reality. It helped that Diana Scarwid was an incredibly wooden actor as well.

Sanity in the Trump White House is all relative. It’s like eating a moldy sandwich vs eating a moldy sandwich that’s been stomped on by wild animals and touched by toddlers in daycare. One will probably make you sick, the other will definitely make you sick.

She actually called out her own daughter for defending Harvey Weinstein. As a mother, I find that admirable. Part of being a good parent, even when they’re adults, is calling out the dumb things when you see it.

I believe the long standing rumor was that he was having an affair with Natalie Morales (they were oddly flirty on air) and when it ended, he had her demoted and eventually kicked off the show. She still swears it never happened but they were definitely odd onscreen together.

Uh, are you an incredibly advanced 1 year old? If so, then yes, I am your mother.

A few years ago, I had a rare(ish) cyst that abscessed and had to have lanced and then the sac removed. My doctor was fascinated because she’d never seen one last as long as mine did, only to suddenly become infected. She asked if she could take some photos for a paper she was writing and I said sure. It was a…

Tiana from the Princess and the Frog. But (and I may be mistaken about this as my daughter is too young for the Disney movies) her prince is some sort of white?

I’m not a fan of the monarchy but that anecdote just made my heart swell, thank you.

Buck Jones, who was a famous actor (mainly in westerns), died in the fire. His manager was holding a party for the success of his latest movie and he was found under the table. I can’t imagine the outcry now if something like this happened to a celebrity. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Jones

The poor kid was 16 years old and when they built the club, they used some cheap ceiling tiles that lit up. It wasn’t his fault but he was harassed for the rest of his life.

Harry has the freedom to be the spare and he’s clearly loving it. Good for him! And she’s gorgeous. When people post nasty, racist remarks about her, I’m tempted to ask them to post a photo of themselves and let the Internet have at it.

Seriously! I don’t particularly love the monarchy but it’s nice to see two people, who are clearly in love, overcome prejudice and decide to spend their lives together.

That’s very sweet of you. Thanks for the kind words and glad to hear your mom is doing better.