It’s funny, she is so famous in Denmark that I was surprised to see her on (another) reality show. Then I remember that she got knocked up by a footballer and am no longer surprised

I kind of hated Caroline but I really hated Julie so whenever Caroline mocked her, I found it hilarious. Really, I wanted to see what atrocious fashion choices Juliet would commit. I can’t believe that girl was a stylist.

Ladies of London was cancelled. I was devastated. Mainly because I miss Sophie Stanbury’s hair in HD on my TV.

I think she’s one of the worst mothers of any franchise. The girls seemed like they had Stockholm syndrome and had to keep reassuring her what a great mother she was. I just can’t watch Danielle Staub again.

I love the trashiest of trashy shows but I cannot abide Danielle Staub. I don’t know if it’s just how clearly damaged she is or how she tried to involve her poor, sweet daughters into her insanity. The scene where she drives around with her daughters in the back seat, while she rants about the other Housewives still…

Sami Sweetheart. I’m off to go jump off the nearest bridge at the fact that I remembered that off the top of my head.

I’m terribly embarrassed to know this but there’s 2 more: Deena, who was a mini Snooki (and maybe potentially bi?), and Angelina, who was bananas and everyone hated.

The real questions are what are they reading and what wine are they drinking?

You may have rushed into getting him but you’re doing right by him. Just know that they don’t know that we don’t love them *as much* as another dog, they just know that we love them and feed them and take them for walks. That’s really all they want.

I got my soul dog when I was 17 and she passed away in February. I still miss her so much that I cry every so often just thinking about her. I’ve had dogs before her and I have another dog now but she was really the most special dog. When she died, I said I didn’t think I’d ever love another dog the way I love her and…

He looks like Gollum in that rendering. The artist did a great job.

I think even Tiffany would say no at this point...

A friend of mine had a cat who went into heat after being spayed. It turned out that after having kittens, she had a fragile uterus that basically came apart as they removed it and the cells basically attached and partially regrew on other organs causing her to go into heat. It’s insane the amount of random things…

Dude, if her dog had gotten pregnant, would you be paying for those puppies? No. Hopefully the shelter has learned that they need to check what people say is true before they end up with more unwanted puppies.

She’s a better woman than I am. But I’d still smack him for that phrase.

It’s an obvious lie but why would youever put that your wife is excited to welcome your love child, unless you’ve convinced her to be ok with it?

After the first two seasons, I stopped feeling sorry for Meri. She apparently tortured Janelle to the point where Janelle and her kids moved out for several years (pre show). Her whining about how she needed a wet bar and a house as big as the other wives also made me unsympathetic. Also, her catfishing scandal is so…

Am I the only weirded out by his announcement that his wife is “excited” to welcome his son? It reminds me of Sister Wives when everyone has to act like they’re thrilled that Robyn is knocked up again but they’re really not? Except Janelle because she clearly does not want Kody to touch her.

Reading comprehension helps. And go suck a dick, you rude asshole.

7 am seems early to me. I’m not saying parents are rational but is it a huge PITA when you’re home all day and there’s nonstop construction? Yes, definitely.