Her best role was in The Heiress. She was a Melanie who turns into a Scarlett. And that last scene is amazing.

Most of the Trump strain of white women wouldn’t be fans of the Girl Scouts. Their national policies are inclusive and specifically female promoting.

My friend’s 12 year old got suspended from school the day after Election Day. The bully in the class walked up to her (Muslim) friend and started taunting him that he was going to be deported. My friend’s daughter walked up to the bully and punched him right in the face. Her mom took her out for ice cream when she…

The Girl Scouts would not have taken this shit. He’d have been dragged off stage and Juliette Gordon Low would have risen from the grave to put a scouting boot right in Trump’s ass.

Oh, Peter Davison... He should have shoved the celery stick in his mouth when asked about it rather than say something so stupid.

He reminds me of the bro dudes who ride the LIRR and look down at their phone when they see a pregnant lady looking for a seat.

I get why OJ was acquitted, especially in the time and place of the trials. But it’s infuriating to me that a rich man was able to hire incredibly good lawyers to frame it as an issue of race when people are actually murdered because of their race and people are framed because of their race and the people who actually…

I don’t. Stevie has terrible taste, she wrote a song about Twilight ffs. That doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s better than that.

Glad to know that women being murdered by their abusers is a-ok by you. You’ve shown your true colors and obviously, engaging with you will just result in more sanctimonious screeds about how it’s ok that OJ almost decapitated his ex wife because other people get acquitted of murders, that they too have committed, a…

It’s totally possible to be horrified by the murders of black people by police officers and still be upset that a man who stalked and tortured his ex wife before murdering her, is free. You can be horrified by multiple things at the same time.

I don’t know about better equipment but he’s definitely more talented. I still don’t believe that he’s now clean.

I know a surprising number of people who consider “teetotaler” to just be alcohol, drugs don’t count. It’s like the stereotype of religious teenage girls; they’re still virgins so long as they do everything but vaginal sex.

I’ve always wanted Mary Steenburgen to be my mom. Now I’m willing to add Ted Danson as my stepdad.

Keith Richards is still alive.

I have no doubt he will somehow finagle that quack into performing his physical. Greatest specimen of a man of all time!

My first thought was “Is this dementia or is this just lots of cocaine?”

Aka everyone’s favorite drunk uncle who provided the most insane Eurovision commentary, most likely while drunk. I still miss him every year during Eurovision.

I’d rather not doxx myself, thanks.

The captain of the SE Baltimore precinct at a community meeting. It’s the area that covers Canton/Fells Point/Patterson Park so the people at the meeting like to bitch about crime waves. And by crime waves, I mean people who leave their doors unlocked having their cars rifles through and package thieves. We’re…

In Baltimore, I was told to call 911 for a package thief. I couldn’t bring myself to do it.