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Her husband informed her that green was too masculine if it’s a girl. I suggested doing white walls and furniture and then waiting to add accents in colors that are suitable according to her husband’s 19th century sensibilities.

Her husband informed her it was “too girly” if they were to have a son. Just like green is “too masculine” if it’s a girl. Yes, it’s stupid.

My daughter’s room is blue; her nursery theme is Alice in Wonderland so I tried to do it the same color as her dress. I doubt she will be psychologically harmed by growing up in a blue room.

She’s dealing mainly with Pinterest. Her husband is the super gender conformist and he had reasons as to why yellow was too girly and green was too masculine. It was dumb.

I was told by her husband that yellow was too girly. But what do I know? I painted my daughter’s room blue.

A friend of mine is having a baby and doesn’t want to know the gender. Every single nursery option she has found has been gray and she hates gray so she’s SOL on gender neutral nurseries.

I’m really curious as to what christie is going to do when he leaves office. He’s so unpopular across the aisle (see Kim Guadagno’s repudiation of him this weekend) that I can’t imagine any law firm hiring him. Can he become a lobbyist? Who will be desperate enough to hire him?

We left my mom (who has early onset Alzheimer’s) at the assisted living at 5 pm today, I’ve already received a call that she was refusing to go to bed.

I was told I had a cyst, in a fairly delicate area and they couldn’t tell if it was cancerous or not until they removed it. I think they try not to tell you it’s cancerous until they’re positive so as not to scare the poop out of you.

Don’t, it will be stuck in your head for days. Then you’ll think “Oh good, I haven’t thought about that song in like a week” and then it gets stuck in your head for another week.

Thanks. I think everyone thought I was nuts when I got pregnant while my husband and I were taking care of my mom but she really is the best thing that ever happened to me. I don’t know how I’d handle this without her to focus on.

I’ve posted here before about my mother before. She has early onset Alzheimer’s that is progressing rapidly. We decided to put her into an assisted living and found a really nice place that’s only 20 minutes away. She moves in on Tuesday, although she has no idea yet.

Have you ever seen the show Life in Pieces? The first episode has a scene with a frozen glove that your comment just reminded me of...

It’s interesting that she was raised as a secular Jew and became devout as an adult. I find that it happens the other way more often. Also, didn’t she ask her husband to convert before they got married?

It’s kind of bizarre how much I want to slap the taste out of Sarah Huckabee’s mouth.

Once everyone sees all yours bits and pieces (I thought I had given birth, it turns out it was just the Foley bulb falling out), you lose all sense of modesty. Or st least I did. Good luck, ask for drugs, it’s not as bad as everyone says it is and invest in a Magic Merlin. That thing is truly magic.

Oy, my condolences on the damage to your vagina.

As someone who had a baby 7 months ago, it’s so we can commiserate with how much damage your baby inflicted on the way out. And I say this as a person who had a baby in the 50th percentile for height and weight and had a c-section. When I get a birth announcement for a 10 lbs baby, I know to be gentler than normal.

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I saw her in concert and she performed the song and then explained that she watched Twilight and was so moved by Edward and Bella’s story, that she wrote her first song in a decade. The song is weird and not one of her best.

Nooooooooooo! I love Stevie but she has the worst taste after 2000.