My baby has a favorite boob, does that count?

No wonder you’re not friends anymore. That’s cruel.

That’s how New Yorkers feel when politicians, who point to New York as a Sodom and Gomorrah that deserves to be punished to its wickedness (coughTed Cruzcough), suddenly invoke 9/11 as a tragedy that must be avenged, even 15 years later. It infuriates me.

Every time I talk about Biggie now, I need to end it with “That’s such a good likeness.”

It was my guilty pleasure until it became obvious that Jessica let fame get to her head. She became so rude to Nick, I found it painful to watch.

I realized that I didn’t think I had heard it because when I hear it, all I hear is “Waaah waaah waaah” like the teachers in Charlie Brown because it’s so whiny.

I thought I’d never heard Hotline Bling until this weekend when my husband pointed out that not only had I heard it, it was on the radio at that moment. What a boring, unmemorable song.

It’s the color I’m not fond of. It’s like a weird in between pink and beige.

A terrible narcissist. Like the (former) Countess. LuAnn is nasty and self absorbed, that’s never changed. It’s just hard to feel bad for Sonja when she’s so delusional and indifferent to other people’s feelings.

Wow, thanks for judging my animal rights activism based on knowing absolutely nothing about me. Have a great night.

I have an infant daughter. I look at her and think “If 20 years from now, my goal in life is to hang with my daughter and her friends, I will have failed.” She’s my kid, not my friend and until she’s off, living on her own and completely independent, I hope to keep it that way.

The fact that she hasn’t become a total disaster with Ramona for a mother and Mario for a father is a total triumph for nature vs nurture.

Sorry, my bad! I thought you were suggesting the wedding would be the finale. It makes sense that they would want to continue filming until after the wedding. How else can they show how truly miffed Sonja is that she wasn’t invited to the wedding (that she knew she wasn’t invited to months before)?

Luann didn’t allow cameras so no wedding on RH.

There are few things I hate more than people bragging that they’re uninformed (by choice) and still voting. Boasting you’re an idiot, basically.

The conversation about how her daughters sorority sisters see her as one of them made me turn to my husband and go “She’s not a regular mom, she’s a cool mom!”

I doubt anyone protesting Yulin is wearing fur.

I know the Daily Mail is a piece of shit paper but they posted a photo of the dead woman. A barely pixelated, easily recognizable photo of the woman who died. Every time you think they can’t get worse...

No one is saying factory farms aren’t horrible and disgusting but we’re talking about animals being skinned alive, beaten and swung by their hind legs.

Dude, factory farming is an awful, exploitative business but they’re not being skinned alive.