I really don’t get the Richard III society. When I saw them crying as his hearse passed during the internment, I was like “I’ve never felt that passionately about any historical figure, especially one who most likely did all the awful things he was accused of...”

My daughter’s pediatrician’s office is in the basement of what we call Divorced Dad Central. The saddest part is the buses that drop off in the parking lot. There are 3 on Fridays and 1 every other afternoon...

It made the entire train smell like cheese and garlic at 7 am. As someone who loves meat and regularly makes garlic soup, that crossed the line for me.

I once had it in a margarita at some restaurant that made all their tequila cocktails with it. It was fine, it got me drunk as good tequila should. Would I ever buy a bottle though? No.

Not as bad as morning microwaved tuna but I once had to spend 45 minutes on a 7 am train with someone eating a full spaghetti dinner. Meatballs and Parmesan cheese included. And it was cold. I almost barfed so I have no idea how you’re powering through.

I’m so sorry for what you’re going through. Your daughter is beautiful and remember that you are an excellent, strong mama. Sending so much love and good thoughts your way. ❤️

Believe me, there are many worse things. Once you have a baby, ask me the story of the Foley bulb. That one is horrifying m.

You’re surviving, be proud of that. Last few weeks are like hell on earth so that way you’re totally cool when labor starts. You’re a rock star, even while feeling like a total lump, remember that!

That your mom never hated being pregnant is a miracle. Almost everyone hates those last few weeks.

True but at what point do you expect your staff to tell you that your state will lose that much money in federal subsidies? It’s not up to the reporters to explain that to you, it’s up to your staff. And if they don’t, you should be fired for hiring incompetent staff.

It gets better. Give it like 3-4 weeks after you give birth. If you have a C-section, give it 6-8 weeks. Good luck! Baby birthing sucks but it’s totally worth it. I promise!

I was induced at 39 weeks, it took 2 days before they gave up and gave me a c-section. It was an insanely boring 2 days and my vagina hurt (vagina, not vulva) from the near constant checks. I would have run screaming if I were there any longer

I was tired during my first trimester but fine otherwise. Second trimester, I was golden. I was the cute pregnant lady and this extended into my third trimester where I turned into the smug pregnant lady; “Oh, pregnancy is so easy!” Then I hit 36 weeks and turned into a monster. I was exhausted, miserable and a…

My feet got bigger during pregnancy (to the point where I had to buy new shoes because I physically could not fit my feet into pre pregnancy shoes) and then one went down after I gave birth. Only one. It’s the most frustrating thing.

True. It makes sense that one of Princess Anne’s kids would be the first one to marry a North American.

I still find it strange that the Queen has great granddaughters with such trendy names...

If you think she’s unrecognizable now, wait until she has the babies. No one told me about the water weight that lasts for weeks after you have a C-section. My legs and feet looked like tree stumps.

The smell of the Lunchables ham is one that has stayed and made me nauseous since elementary school.

Holy shit, I had never read that story before. What an insane, bizarre story.

The idea of waking up next to Joe Scarborough every morning makes me feel, in the words of our illustrious FBI director, mildly nauseous.