7 and 3 = hells yes

My head just exploded, into candy.

I'd take it for $3k if he put the old muffler back!

It is either "Yeah, we got nothin'." or "Let's make em think we are REALLY stupid, give my kid a week and some playdoh. This parade will ROCK!"

@Smeagol92055: Ahh, Marketing. Making people want things they didn't know existed, and convincing them that they need it in their lives. Nao.

This coming right before the officers testify!

@ZomBeeRacer: I will see your goat and raise you a hamster (wheel not included).

:( I am one sad Panda. Always sucks to see people leave, I will bookmark your site once I get home.

"Yeah, we wanna be that guy."

Ray, you are not allowed to leave, k'may?

@Darnell's Auto Wrecking: Inclined to agree, a lot of the commentariat(?) would make a great addition to the site methinks.

IT'S A TRAP!

GD it Leroy!

Douchey quick lube joints, argh!

I'll be tuning in!

@ShinGetterPoPo: Agreed.

Go netflix!

"Built into the deep structure of the planet is an engine that can destroy nearly all life on its surface."

@ricodetroit: That might make sense as time passes slower closer to a gravity well. If there were 'more gravity', maybe due to everything being more condensed, then time could literally be accelerating as opposed to the universe itself. Or maybe space/time as a whole.